lid=39428&page=leaguehome) TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Four months, four weeks, two days, 2 hours, 26 minutes and 21 seconds. Extra time with Drain Bead: 3 weeks, 3 hours, 0 minutes. The inevitable reaction would be a look that said "Um, you're saying that you're..." and I'd nod and give them a look that said, "Yes, yes I am." *sigh* Nothing like self-deprecation to make one feel good about oneself.... Originally posted by Audrey K Thankfully, my ex and I parted on good terms. I have been lucky enough not to have been dumped in my life, but if I ever am I hope the woman is drop dead gorgeous, with no brains. __________________ Yer pal, Satan - Commissioner, The Teeming Minions ( )Yeah, I used to joke that my ex-girlfriend never went out with an attractive guy. The second time you do it, you only do it after you've checked for termites in the attic. I have recently dissolved a friendship because I figured out that this person, while pretending to be my friend, was really looking down on me the whole time. I don't understand this myself, because it seems to me that if my ex chooses someone less attractive than me, it means that they must have lots of sterling qualities that I don't have-otherwise, why would they dump me for her? And since I am personally more interested in being an intelligent, good and witty person than being superficially attrractive, this would bother me.So, I have simplified the WHY of cheating by whittling it down to five things.This is not intended to be a complete list, mind you., though I would probably argue that Kevin James is kind of a stud, and really, that's exactly the point I plan on making-- and we see it in our friends.
I know I don't want to ever have one end badly, that's for sure. No, I'm not making this up because I'm bitter or anything. Needless to say, it really makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with me sometimes.
Haven't we all repeatedly gone through the ex-girlfriend's profile and photos desperate to find some spelling or grammatical error as proof that they're stupid?
It's foolish, petty, and completely pointless-- these ex-girlfriends have absolutely nothing to do with my life, yet they consume my free time (my work time too) like an evil voyeuristic addiction.
Don't pretend that you haven't spent a lone sleepless night Facebook stalking these mysterious girls, hoping that you share at least one friend in common, so you can access their pictures (even if their profiles are private).
Am I the only one who shamefully admits to irrationally, yet meticulously examining every single photo, deconstructing tans, pore size and frown lines, or criticizing outfits?