Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter (22588 Views) A Father's Marriage Application Form For Her Daughter / My Rules If U Must Date My Beautiful Daughter / Application For Permission To Date My Daughter (1) (2) (3) (4) Hi Nairalanders, Saw this online, had a good laff and just had to share with u, dont know if u seen this before, if not, enjoy ]The following was written by a father to his daugher's potential boyfriend APPLICATION FORM FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from a doctor of my choice. (You might watch your back)To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating.
NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA Grid_____________ INCOME TAX FILE NUMBER _________________ DRIVERS LICENCE ________________BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________HOME ADDRESS_______________________ STATE___________ POSTCODE______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________If less than your age, explain____________________________________________________________________ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Daddy's Rules for Dating Your dad's rules for your boyfriend (or for you if you're a guy): Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a carton of beer, because you're sure not picking anything up.
If your date was Goldilocks, her dad looked like Shrek, big, green and warty. "Of course, that's not exactly what her father meant.
As time passed, you learned to pick up your dates before the cocktail hour, before her dad was feeling extra social and likely to utter the worst words you'd ever heard: "Sit down, son. He meant: "Have I ever bored your folks with pointless stories at lousy holiday parties?
After all, no one would applaud if his t-shirt said this: I too am a father of daughters …
"To which I'd then reply: "Yeah, probably."Today, boyfriend inspections are still a part of American dating culture, kept alive by fathers like me with a misguided sense of ownership over their children, the people they love more than anything in the whole world.
So, big, green and warty, I returned to the struggling little fishing village of Santa Monica for another boyfriend inspection.
They might mention the dad having a black belt or a weapon.
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